Thursday, July 5, 2007

Questionable claim

Disclaimer: I am NOT a tree. For me to make assumptions about how trees feel and what they want out of life would be utterly preposterous.

That's not the case for you though, is it Six Flags? Really? Trees want to grow up to be giant wooden roller coasters? Wouldn't they actually prefer to grow up to be, I don't know, nice, tall trees?

At the risk of sounding dramatic, that's a little like me saying I want to grow up to be part of the Catacombs.

Give me a nice tall living tree over a large wooden atrocity outside my window any day!

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